Two tortoises collide on a trail junction and both are injured. A police officer arrives, looks around and sees...

one witness, that was just happens to be a snail.

The officer asks, "did you see the accident? "

"I did officer."

"Can you describe what happened?"

The snail replied, "well I don't know officer, it all happened so fast!"

March 14, 2026

Just when you have been convinced that you can do anything you believe you want to achieve...

Try slamming a revolving door.

March 14, 2026

I googled "fires"...

Got over 96,000 matches!

March 12, 2026

Roommate needed ASAP, must be ready and willing to brush your teeth 3 times daily alongside me...

Because dentists say "brushing your teeth alone is not enough to prevent cavities".

March 12, 2026

I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay...

For the 27th time.

March 10, 2026

POTUS...

Pedophile of the United States!

March 6, 2026

A heartfelt plea to all the Republicans in the House, Senate and the Executive Branch...

Could you please start using a lubricant?

March 6, 2026

The hypocrisy of the U.S. fighting against teaching the metric system astounds me, especially when...

We have allowed and embraced 5.56mm and 9mm in our elementary schools for decades.

March 6, 2026

There are lots of atheists and agnostics amongst us until...

The cop you just passed going the other way, makes a sudden U-turn!

March 6, 2026

"And furthermore" he stated, "I'll continue to invade countries and start wars, until I get the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Edit: punctuation error

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Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 08:47 PM
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I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!